Sunday, August 10, 2008

Spidey Conversion Progress

As many of you may already know Spiderman has radioactive blood AND there is a real dearth of superheros these days. In an effort to do my part for the world and mankind I am well on my way through the 12 treatment Spidey conversion process. I have purchased several sleeveless muscle shirts in part because they fit over my fracture brace and more importantly I gotta be ready when I actually obtain some muscles. I've never had muscles and continue to look like a dork in a muscle shirt, but you just wait! The treatment takes about 5-10 minutes most of which is setup and positioning. Check out that cool grid and laser alignment. I have been reassured that I don't eat, breath or perform any other related vital functions with my left humerus so there should be no side effects (other than those mentioned above).

I am over the hump and coasting toward a full recovery. The killer muscle tension I get from long periods of immobilization are irritating and screw around with that deep restful sleep I so long to experience. Complaining about such triviality after I step back and look at a slightly bigger picture makes me feel like a whiner. I have to admit whining is rewarding at times but it is sort of like shopping - the high is short lived.

P-n-L, Spidey

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hang in there. I hope you will still have some kind of vacation in spite of your limitations.

Are you just temporarily off the clinical test or have you quit it permanently?

Bill

Gary O said...

Scott,
What exactly is the Spidey Conversion Process?? Or is that just your name for a blood radiation treatment??
Gary

Tracy said...

Hey Scott!! AWESOME pictures!!!
So is your camera still working after taking all those pictures of Larry? I was very disappointed to hear that he was trying to take over my lead spot in your movie. Make sure you come and visit us. See you soon!!
Tracy aka "radiation QUEEN"